cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?

by weyus July 26, 2018

Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.

He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.

by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 23, 2015

Cooter Cocker

When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.

Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.

by jumbotron921 December 11, 2012

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 11, 2019

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 1, 2010

cooter slayer

a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.

ladies man, pimp

Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!

by Big OJ March 26, 2009

[Cooter dew]

The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?

by Kthenewway May 18, 2016