black t-shirt convention

A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.

person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.

by Briskit May 25, 2008

Smoking Convention

When 4 or more people smoke. This also would include the vortex bong.

Stoney Alfred: Hey guys do you guys want to go to the Planthouse?

Dentist Alfred: oh your tooth is bothering you, free drill Errr.

Disco Alfred: Don't you guys have that dancing mood.(proceeds to disco)

Alfred: Stupid Stoney Alfred were already in the planthouse. This makes it a smoking convention.

Homer Simpson: Here i brought the vortex bong.
Mr.Chimps:Cheep Cheep free credit.

by Mr.chimps January 22, 2009

conventional standards

A girl or boy who has qualities often seeked in a partner. In women this tends to be: big breasts, round buttocks, tiny waist. In a man this tends to be: muscular body, tall, big arms.

"She wasn't hot by conventional standards, no big tits or round ass. She was just hot."

by Joan Dark January 14, 2008

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008

Peace-side Connection

Orrigionally created as a passive 3rd party to the east-side vs west-side delema, the Peace-side. The non-violent, passifist approach to territorial disputes. Also, make a peace sign with your fingers and connect the tip of your fingers to the tip of someone else's fingers while they make the peace sign. (This turns the Peace-side into the Peace-side connection.) When connected this often symbolizes unity.

ea.- Someone comes up to you and says something like "West-siiiide" and makes a W with his/her fingers, you would respond "Peace-side!" making the peace sign with your fingers.
ea.- Peace-side connection- To have two or more people make the peace sign with their fingers and connect them at the tips of their fingers.

by Tap Daddy February 8, 2006

The Cock And Sock Connection

A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)

A condom made of a sok and an elastic band.

David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection
David: Offcourse fuck me

by Louis Gray November 12, 2007

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007