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condimize

to put such a large amount of condiments on a food item that it looks sexually violated, probably anally (see sodomized).
I'll need 12 more packets of ketchup to properly condimize this hamburger.
by jerimiah797 August 23, 2011
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Considineitis

A recognised medical condition of having a very large and over-sized head. May require a load-bearing beard in order to support the extra weight.
You're suffering from Considineitis!
by ThisIsntARealNameOK October 13, 2011
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Consumative

A Conservative who lives solely and completely by Genesis 1:28.

1: As in - consume until it's gone.

2: One who disregards modern science and continues to consume natural resources without consideration for the future.
Conservatives are not interested in conserving, they are primarily interested in Consuming...i.e. Consumative
by duvally December 6, 2011
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condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter
Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
by ranktude November 29, 2012
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Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
by Bemile February 26, 2013
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consumaste society

N.B. since this term was invented by a resident of the Canadian province of Quebec, this term must also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspilmation

a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
not only is our North American Western soceity one on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society
by Sexydimma September 23, 2013
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consumaste society

a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
not only is our North American Western society one on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society. however, since this term was invented in the Canadian province of Quebec, it should also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspilmation.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
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