Colton

Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"
You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton
by Wild Card Wildy March 10, 2022
Get the Colton mug.

Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 10, 2022
Get the Colton mug.

Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 10, 2022
Get the Colton mug.

colton

someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.
“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
by truth69420 June 27, 2019
Get the colton mug.

Colton

A sweet spirit. Super genuine man. He makes you feel like Heaven on Earth. His smile is contagious. Every time he hugs you, you never want to let go. He is motivated, driven, goal-oriented. A God-fearing man. He is ultra LOYAL. Doesn’t play about his family. He has a pretty smile, nice dimples, and sexy lips. If you get to ever meet him you’re truly blessed. Truly unforgettable!
I need a Colton in my life!”
by AND6 May 30, 2022
Get the Colton mug.

colton

my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.
me: there's my bestfriend
other friend: oh is he cool
me: of course he's colton
by avexlo November 07, 2022
Get the colton mug.

Colton

an amazing person. he would do anything just to see you smile. he has an amazing sense of humor and style. he has a charm that all the ladies love. he is an awesome friend and very great to talk to when you’re having trouble or need advice or even need someone to listen to you. overall the best person i have ever met :)
girl1: have you seen colton today?
girl2: no what was he wearing!!??
girl1: his jeans crocs and a flannel ;)
girl2: wow i might have to try that style!!
girl1: flannels are definitely the way to go ;)
by what’suppp November 21, 2020
Get the Colton mug.