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killing the clock

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!
by Hizzyboo January 18, 2018
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Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"
Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021
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Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.
Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011
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Clock God

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass
Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
by Not Akai September 1, 2017
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clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.
1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018
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Bum Clock

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.
by Fasciola June 12, 2018
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Clock a Nigga

1) To hit or beat someone for acting in an inappropriate or disrespectful manner.
2) An unseen beating like a slap that happens before you know It. You only know you’ve been hit after you feel the sting or the pain.
1) If josh tries putting his hands on me again, I’ll clock a nigga so fast he won’t see it coming.
2) That dude put his hands on my sister, I’m going to clock a nigga
by PseudoMuse June 14, 2018
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