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Clinf

An anonymous algoritmic instubtanciated entity which perspirates concicively antistrophic microcosms inherent throughout intergalactic diafragms thereby synchronously assimilating endangered species of semi-intlligent and quasi-civilised, unsophisticated "Creaturus-Arabicus-Egizzianii"
1)"Clinf will never understand the above"
2)"How many lives will it take Clinf to manage to read the above?"
3)"FUCK ME CLINF!!!"
by Mark D Zammit November 20, 2004
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Cling on

Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.

They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.

At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.

At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
I'm not going to Aunt Ella's 80th birthday party until after the cling ons have left.
by shannorammo August 4, 2011
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Cleonic

Being like a government employee who knows nothing and does nothing and is protected by law to continue a career in doing so.
Today is too beautiful of a day to work. I think I'll be Cleonic and drive my government SUV to the beach to relax.

Sorry to be so Cleonic, but can you do my work for me while I take a nap.
by DanMaters August 11, 2011
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Clin

Foot rub massgae or you get clin
by Balith September 16, 2018
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g2g make some client calls

a common excuse used by faggots on the internet who are getting their shit pwnd
I'd love to hang around & talk about how shitty my boarding is, but I've g2g make some client calls
by skallywagz December 9, 2009
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Stage Five Cling

An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).
Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.
by J3ll3y May 17, 2011
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the clincher

One in the pink, and four in the stink. It is when you bend a lady over and shove your thumb in her pussy and your other four fingers up her ass.
As soon as that slut bent over i gave her the clincher.
by horse dick April 16, 2005
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