jesus tap dancing christ

blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'

"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"

by slaingod September 5, 2008

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jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

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Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).

Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?

by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008

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Christa McAuliffe Middle

A school in south Florida full of drama and fake girls. Most people smoke weed or have tried it. The sad reality is all of them are fake and just smoke to seem cool. Nobody in this school's hard but they all seem to think so.

Person one: "Do you go to Christa McAuliffe Middle?"
Person two: "Yeah"
Person one: "Man that sucks"

by bobjacobjinglehymershmit December 6, 2009

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