chomphu

the girl you wanna spend the rest of your life with. She super beautiful and sweet>333

Chomphu is so cute

by sweetheartsgurls November 21, 2021

Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England

'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'

by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021

Chompel

Chompel/Ciompel is derived from a lithuanian word "Čiompelis" which defines:

An overweight (usually antisocial) person that acts egotistically in order to save his fragile ego. He takes jokes too personally and cant back what he says up.

Person 1: Person x is a chompel.
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: He just can't take a damn joke, started flaming me. A walking L if you ask me.

by ArmantasRamanauskas August 24, 2022

whore chomper

a person who fucks lots of street walkers

most truck drivers are such whore chompers

by suckitfuckit December 15, 2009

Chair Chomper

The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"

Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.

Guy 2: You mean 36ed?

Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.

by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011

Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.

Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro

by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016

urine chompers

The result of not brushing your teeth for a considerable time; yellow teeth.

"Over here we have Bob, a romper stomper, with urine chompers."

by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 7, 2019