caterbate

Masterbating to a cat

Hey bobby why do u have ur cat in the bathroom with you?
No reason
Were u caterbateing?!

by booby sucker35%&-' November 20, 2013

Caterpillared

When someone you're sharing a bed with rolls themselves up tightly into all the blankets.

You caterpillared all night last night and I was freezing!

by Annavyns June 4, 2014

caterfly effect

A caterfly effect occurs from the action of a cat affecting the surroundings and actions of humans which in turn creates a exponential reaction.

when a cat walks out into the street and a car swerves to avoid it and collides with a wall, later the female passenger dies leaving behind her husband.
He happens to be a major stock broker who suffers a nervous breakdown at work creating a crash in the stock market which affects a rare earth mine located in Africa by bankrupting the owning Chinese corporation eventually causing the economy of the African country to collapse.

The current refugee crisis for example can be traced back to a cat yawning creating a Caterfly effect.

by xarin3e July 20, 2016

catery

Catery – noun
/’keit(e)ri’
A business providing food which is prepared to personal tastes and exclusively available for pickup or delivery to offsite locations on both an individual and group basis (see Lunch Wired)

Lunch Wired is my catery of choice for office meetings or lunch at my desk.

by lunchguy March 11, 2017

catey

a idiot who is allergic to cheese

“ayo lol look at catey”

“she allergic to cheese lmao”

by catttylikesgrass37484 April 11, 2019

cateria

She who caters.

I knew I had a wife when she told me her name was Cateria.

by Catterisnannv June 6, 2021

caterpiller

a weak ass faggy boy whos going to grow up into a beautiful butterfully. Also it is usually a male who is weak and can not handle normal everyday manly things.

He's such a weak-ass caterpiller.

by Bombzilla July 4, 2009