cats

liquid

cats are liquid because they can take the shape of any container they’re in (like liquids do)

by marie0516 October 22, 2018

cat

A quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. Cats are the most intellectually superior creature on Earth. They are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend 18 hours a day on average apparently sleeping. What they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the Earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy cat food for them. If cats had opposable thumbs, they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.

"Is that a meatloaf???"
"No, it's my cat!"

by gadjitfreek August 3, 2007

cat

evil fluffy muffin bent on world destruction and is very cute

cats are cute

by sportyskater321 September 22, 2018

cat

The Felis Catus is specified as a minuscule domesticated carnivore with the qualities of retractile nails, advanced flexibility, and a conical pinna and external auditory meatus. In other words, a cat is a cute, chubby purring thing good for falling asleep on your lap so you can't get up and shedding all over your brand new yoga pants.

I have a fat cat named Mr. Chubby. He's cute, and loves cat food.

by Alexander Hova August 11, 2013

Cats

If you heard digga d’s daily supply you might have heard the bar “left that place when (cats) called why, we all sell drugs it’s natural” the meaning cats in street terms means nitty or a crackhead or a person desperate for drugs

Teraime-“yo bro the cats callin me right now should i fake a illness and go welfare try leave school and start shotting”
Jamal-“yh bro you do that g”

by TMDviper December 29, 2020

on cats

On dogs but instead of dogs, it’s cats. Slang for “I swear”

Me: I love you nails! Where did you get them done?
Ebony: I do them myself, on cats.

by Mamisitas4evr May 8, 2019

cat

the best thing ever

my cat is good

by 12345678910 chan mek March 25, 2017