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a person who lets you bully/talk abt them
Aye you see carson over there ?

yea.. he a bitch
Carson by anonymous August 8, 2022
carson is stupid,gay,weird and short
carson by wifenlooof September 15, 2022
this guy probably cooks spaghetti in the dish washer
carson is a fucking idiot
carson by [mno] September 17, 2022
Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
Carson by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022
He has a fat cock and is in love with all the big booty black hoes frfr
Dat nigga carson love his black hoes
Carson by Jamar33 January 22, 2023
The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Be careful though, Carson's are usually gay (zesty).
Girl 1: I met a guy named Carson in class today, he's so hot and nice.

Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.
Carson by iAmCarsonAndImGay January 25, 2023