Canadian Condom

Wrapping your dick in Canadian bacon and lubing it up with Maple Syrup.
Canadians don't use condoms, but when they do, they prefer Canadian Condoms.
by Alan_S August 05, 2011
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canadian window

A window opened to get Candian natives inside, to rob and kill your family, until you wake up and realize it's just a dream. The Canadian rufied you. He also Random Hoboed you!
That canadian window is open, so i'm sure I will have visitors tonight.
by lafandadaylahusa the second November 13, 2010
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Molson Canadian

A pretty good cheap beer. It's not fancy, but it kicks the shit out of Labatts Blue and all those shitty American beers like Coors and Bud lite
When I'm making cash I drink Heinekens but when I'm not, I could do a lot worse than Molson Canadian
by ToastedBread July 07, 2011
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canadian beltbuckle

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.
I was sitting there and out of nowhere I got a boner! So I readjusted to the Canadian Beltbuckle and nobody saw a thing! :)
by Iluvcumming April 27, 2006
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Canadian Banjo

The act of slapping a man’s balls during sex to create a classical composition.
“Last night Samantha played me a mean Canadian Banjo!”
by Rolf Litler March 05, 2018
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Canadian lingerie

Long underwear, commonly known as longjohns.
It's gonna be a cold one today, better put on my Canadian lingerie... there's no way boxers will keep the chill off my legs.
by Aggregate Brian January 25, 2009
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canadian boyfriend

Any item (a gift, an assigned task, a report) promised to a co-worker, friend, or superior that, by virtue of continued broken promises to deliver, becomes ostensibly fictional.
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."
Friend 1: Hey, has Andrea bought you a birthday present yet?
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.
by HarrietSpy February 24, 2006
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