conversational drift

The path of a conversation that takes an abrupt turn from the beginning of a thread to the end of a thread.

conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment

Amanda: If you want to be well liked post something about getting things shoved up your ass.

...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,

Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"

conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment

by Fano Boss February 4, 2012

Conversation Rape

When someone unconsensually overtakes a conversation, allowing no other party to speak and most often speaking only of themselves and their past glories.

I.e. Thomas talking everyone's face off last night was such a conversation rape.

I.e. Don't get caught downstairs with P.T., he's a conversation rapist.

by The Frog Keeper November 24, 2013

ninja conversation

A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.

That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)

by vernacular_ninja September 24, 2009

Conversation hearts

A type of inexpensive candy found at Valentine's Day. They are in the shape of small pastel-colored hearts with short messages printed on them in red ink.

Some messages might include "love you," "kiss me," "U R fine," "be mine," etc. More modern candies also include "e-mail me," or "text me."

Sally was very happy when Joe gave her a box of conversation hearts.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

dead conversation

this is when you are having a conversation via IM (facebook chat) and you it is going no where and you could care less if it goes anywhere but you continue to respond back with short worded responses.

I totally had a dead conversation with Guy today. He just would not take a hint.

by red-headed bombshell March 3, 2011

Zombie Conversation

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.

Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"

by EvenStephen August 24, 2010

Political Conversation

1. Code phrase used for a group of people getting together to smoke pot.

Guy 1:"What are you guys about to go do?"
Guy 2:"We are going to go talk politics."

Girl 1:"You guys going for a political conversation?"
Girl 2:"Yes, wanna come?"

by ~j.ln. April 20, 2010