colton

my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.

me: there's my bestfriend
other friend: oh is he cool
me: of course he's colton

by avexlo November 7, 2022

Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry

Colton rearranged my guts

by Bigman boy June 9, 2022

Colton

Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."

"Colton we know you like men ."

by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022

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<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

colton

eats out tiny dogs named rocky!

hey looks its a colton! he ate out my dog last night!

by dominick the gay boi:) March 10, 2020

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

Colton

A cool kid that want to have fun and can act tough but real isn’t he does footballs ,pig, and radiates and is super smart and is very liked by all and can make a good boyfriend

You want a Colton

by anonymous October 7, 2020