Colton

Very dirty minded. So much in fact, where he similar to Michael Scott from the office, in which he cannot resist saying "That's what she said"

You're the most dirty minded person I know
There's a reason my name is Colton

by Wild Card Wildy March 9, 2022

colton

my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.

me: there's my bestfriend
other friend: oh is he cool
me: of course he's colton

by avexlo November 7, 2022

Colton

A Jew, or a term used to describe a person with a lot of Jewish qualities

That guy is such a Colton

by QPaulG April 18, 2025

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

<1992>Colton Dunn Versus Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

colton james

awesssssssssome

oh snap colton james

by coltuf December 8, 2017

scout and colton

Scout and Colton are the best names to go together. Their both funny, some people are jelous of them. But they don't care, they know their better. Scout and Colton are the best boyfriend and girlfriend.

Hey look its Scout and Colton. They are like the best boyfriend and girlfriend.

by S.E.X.Y Snowy April 19, 2022