Brett Caan is from the Rick and Morty universe. A being of the meta, a man who's power is to retcon literally anything lest be put in a field of sports as that is the exact opposite of stories.
Rick: His name is Brett Caan, he has the power of making things always have been other things.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
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by Brett Favre #4 Vikings November 14, 2010
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by troj March 7, 2005
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by faggotman1234 March 17, 2009
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by Hanksta60 October 3, 2010
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