Brendan

A complete DEVIL. C. H. A. O. S

I don't like Brendan so l'm not a part of this. Brendan is egoistic.

by Thatdemigodwhonevergotclaimed October 3, 2021

Brendan

sporty
funny
cute
romantic
awesome
sometimes rude
makes fun of you in a good way
cares about you whenever
lovely
creative
smart
caring
nice
athletic
dreamy
thoughtful
AMAZING!!!

All Brendans are awesome!!

by BaDaS* October 14, 2021

Brendan

He is a Brendan that is all

Girl 1: he is a Brendan
Girl 2: look is a Brendan

by Sugarybread4 August 4, 2021

brendan conover

good person that I love cus yea :)

person: hey did you hear about brendan conover?
me: yea he’s a really good person I love him <3

by hidden person June 14, 2021

Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.

Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site

by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

Brendan

when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.

Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?

Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan

by Clee torris September 6, 2022

Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022