Zachary Jonathan Baker(Zacky Vengeance)

The Rhythm Guitarist For Avenged Sevenfold. He was born in Orange County, California on the 11th of December 1981. His Eyes are Green. Zacky Vengeance has a penchant for changing his hair colour quite often, bleaching his hair white and dyed purple on the top (2004). He has recently completely dyed his hair blonde.He owns a clothing line called Zacky V. Presents Many of the designs include the Vengeance University logo, or skulls along with the Est. 6661 logo.He has a dog named Ichabod C. Vengeance.His passion for music and guitar came in at quite an early age when he began teaching himself guitar on his dad's old acoustic at thirteen, He managed to learn the riffs to many of his favorite songs even though he had to play the guitar upside down due to the fact he is left handed and his father not.While still in high-school he began playing guitar for MPA, a band he and some other friends had started; the name came from a night of watching porn, hence the name Mad Porno Action. Although they played one concert in the quad at school they were unsuccessful and Vengeance was blamed for stealing all the microphones and was arrested but no charges were made.In the Avenged Sevenfold All Excess DVD, Baker talks about how he and M. Shadows formed Avenged Sevenfold. Later on Shadows goes on to say that when they all picked their stage names, Zacky adopted the stage name Zacky Vengeance because "There were a lot of people he really had a problem with back in high school."

Zachary Jonathan Baker(Zacky Vengeance) has the cutest green eyes and the greatest baby face ive ever seen i love him

by Jami-Lee Martel October 23, 2007

Bakerized

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.

He really Bakerized that server rack.

by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008

BarkEater

1) “Bark Eater” is an English translation of the Mohican word “Adirondack,” a term the Mohawk once used for Algonquian-speaking tribes who were said to eat the inside of the bark of the white pine when food was scarce.

2) “BarkEater” is an honor camper program at Massawepie Scout Camps in the Adirondacks. One who has been initiated into the program is also called a “BarkEater.”

I love the Adirondacks and am proud to be a BarkEater.

by Elliott777 November 17, 2010

Martin-Baker Fan Club

A slang term used to refer to anyone who has ever had to eject from an aircraft, in combat or otherwise. The name comes largely from two facts: Martin-Baker is one of the oldest and most well-known ejection seat manufacturers, and almost any pilot is thankful for that ejection seat when they have to bail out.

The Martin-Baker Fan Club: If you've ejected, you're a member.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

Yorktown Shake and Bake

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)

by Trebor Noswal November 11, 2009

bake faced

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007

wake and bake

Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......

"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"

by GhOsT DoGg 79 March 24, 2010