When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
Get the birthday queefmug. People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011
Get the Birthday Bandwagonmug. "Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013
Get the Birthday Jerkmug. by The-wise-one December 22, 2017
Get the Pre-Birthdayingmug. The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016
Get the birthday thresholdmug. When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
Get the Birthday Showermug. Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb
" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
by Yolo4ever May 18, 2016
Get the Birthday thumbmug.