corner-beater

A person, usually small, squirrely, and/or nerdy, who sits/squats in the corner and masturbates as he or she watches some kind of sexual act.

Leo always has that look, like he would want to watch and beat-off. What a corner-beater.

by KcHmon December 4, 2004

Buster Beater

-the time it takes for you to ejaculate or have an orgasm and try to clean up before someone walks in the house and or room

you - jacking off
a car door slams
you- force it out and the clean up before the person goes to where you are

i.e. buster beater

by robwiththejob April 3, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010

Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

ass beater

An insult to your friends, calling them a beater of the ass.

Brandon to a DJ (being their friend) “You’re such an ass beater!”

by 707_Saeyoung August 24, 2019

The Egg Beater

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011

Blouse Beater

A hybrid shirt between the blouse and the wife-beater that super-badass chicks wear in that awkard stage before the 'maybe their pregnant, maybe they just gained weight?' stage in life, but they always end up being pregnant. The blouse beater always shows off your prego glow!

Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.

"Check out that chicks blouse beater! Is she pregnant?"

"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"

by Veroneeeca October 10, 2009