Women beater

Top 10% of the human race, the best, the smartest.

Wow! I wish I could be a women beater

by Ballsack licler November 16, 2022

swag beater

a tank top, usually one size larger of the person wearing it, swagged out, may have patterns, huge font quotes, or a vintage tank top

Looking fresh, got my swag beater on for this hot weather.

by Pharaoh. March 04, 2011

Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

by trustyrock February 19, 2011

Meat beater

Some who likes to punch ground beef

This is jaquevious, our top meat beater at the factory

by Wtfusaytomeulittleshit May 27, 2019

meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 08, 2019

Husband Beater

A wife beater worn by a gay man.

Guy one: I think Adam lambert is wearing a wife beater
guy two: more like Husband Beater

by Dhiggz May 15, 2010

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008