Ryan

has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.

rob: bro i saw Ryan’s penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small

jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay

rob: ik

by Theripestcheese December 29, 2019

Ryan

He's a big ole bitch

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that Ryan?"
Person 2: "No. That's just a bitch."

by Zoost555 February 1, 2020

Ryan

Ryan's are typically absolute cunts.

Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"

by BxpeHoodie June 1, 2020

Ryan

My bestfriend in the ENTIRE WORLD. hes my favorite person to talk to. I trust him with everything.
Luv you madahfucka.

ryan is amazing

by Wolfie686969 November 17, 2016

Ryan

A smart clever man that makes jokes and is very cute he can make friends very easy but chooses to hang out in multiple groups of people and makes friends with nerds. Ryan's are usually smart.

Ryan is unresistabre to me.

by Elletron November 14, 2016

Ryan

Someone who is bad at basketball

You're almost as bad as Ryan

by big baller ryan November 10, 2019

Ryan

a fat cunt that needs drink breaks when he jumps fences

"what a fat cunt he had to do a ryan"

by poonigs April 29, 2020