The Blood in the bathroom

When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.

Her: what what “the incident” at your high school

Him: the blood in the bathroom

Her: what?

Him: it’s a long story

by ElloLuvs June 17, 2021

kalahari bathroom

A place where only the cool couples can get the dirty work in. Maybe brushing of the teeth or cleansing of the bunghole

Alex: Hey ken and kris why dont you go brush your teeth in the kalahari bathroom?
Ken: What a great idea! lets go Kris

by SWAGGERMCNUGGETmaster456 March 11, 2014

Bathroom Tyre

When one shits in ones sisters mouth while in the bathroom

Dude i totally did a bathroom tyre last nite

by Mike Falange March 30, 2009

genderbender bathroom

The restrooms, bathrooms and locker rooms which are now all unisex based on gender identity protection laws. You can choose to identify as male, female or transgendered and go into the restroom, bathroom or locker room of your choice. gender identity, transgendered, LGBT, gay, lesbian, bisexual, queer, President Obama, Obama, restroom, bathroom, locker room, queerestroom, ladyboy lavatory

I'm still confused with the new gender identity laws. I went into the restroom and there was a guy in a dress and heels freshening up. I thought I had gone into the women's restroom by mistake, so this genderbender bathroom thing has got me tripping.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016

highschool bathroom

a place where kids skip class and smoke

highschooler 1: ummm wheres the bathroom?
highschooler 2: whats a bathroom?
highschooler 1: a room with toliets…..
highschooler 2: OOOHHHHH YOU MEAN THE JUUL ROOM!

highschool bathroom in a nutshell

by fucking help me March 23, 2019

Bathroom Barista

One who urinates in a private or public bathroom and does not flush the toilet, thereby leaving a frothy cup of piss in the urinal or toilet, resembling a yellow cappuccino.

The Bathroom Barista just made a fresh pot! Be sure you flush before you go.

by myksryd2 September 9, 2010

bathroom nazi

Someone who is so obsessed with having the bathroom clean that they wash the towels and bath matts every day

My cabin leader at camp was a bathroom nazi, he made us wash our towels to much

by Kosanavian Emperor June 22, 2014