bachelor bomb

When a single man (or Dad who's bach'ing it for awhile) is a domestic shit show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).

Sorry bro, I can't come over to watch the game-- I just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and Elizabeth gets back tonight so I need to clean this shit up post-haste.

by Marauder12 July 7, 2016

Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.

My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.

by Chieftank January 2, 2019

Bathe

A short word for " take a bath".

Mommy, can you help me to bathe, please?

by RRReeeggg November 17, 2020

bathla

hairy monster
sexusm

Bathla bathla bathla

by gulgulpowa May 4, 2021

de-bachelorize

verb (-ing, -ized)
the act of replacing typical bachelor decor in the home with items considered more feminine.

"Jessica just moved in and has started to de-bachelorize my place."
"Amy de-bachelorized Todd's home by putting that duvet on the bed."

by stew1234 April 28, 2009

Bum Bachelor

A term used to describe a homosexual who lives by themselves and are generally lonely. Bum Bachelor is also used in a derogatory state to imply someone is gay but no gay man/woman wants them.

'Hey Jonathan you're a bum bachelor!'
'I know, i'm such a gay loner.'

by Mitchnut June 22, 2012

Bake n' Bathe

To smoke marijuana while taking a shower at the same time... Especially when u take a hot shower ur pores open up causing the smoke to get through them making u so high

Person 1:Dude i feel fresh and baked dawg

Person 2: Muthafuka did u just Bake n' bathe

by Pivotsid January 31, 2010