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Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.
Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!
by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023
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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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Ray Bate

Ray Bate is rhyming slang to "hate".
I Ray Bate him.
by Timbo007 May 17, 2011
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Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex
Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!
by Mahsee September 3, 2023
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Master Bate

When you become a master at catching fish with bate
Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"
by Choochie Man November 23, 2020
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bate

A “bate” is a date where the primary intent is a casual hookup or a one-night stand. Unlike a “plate,” where there is little expectation, a “bate” is more direct in its purpose. The term plays on the phonetic swap from “date” to “bate” (a nod to the slang for masturbation), emphasizing its sexual nature. A date can start as a standard “date” and naturally turn into a “bate.”
Jamie: “So, how was your date?”
Jordan: “Oh, it ended up being more of a bate, we both knew what we wanted.”

Sophie: “Are you going on a date with that guy from the bar?”
Claire: “A date? Nah, he's cute but all I want with him is just a bate.”
by neyiox February 1, 2025
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Bates

Means the pinnacle of average, lazy, stoner retard with no ambition or drive
To be a fucking bates. Stop being a bates. What a bates
by Batessyndrome May 1, 2021
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