sneaky bastard

Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.

Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.

Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.

John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.

by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010

professional bastard

when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career

Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"

by jkjtastic September 19, 2009

Bastard Box

A Bastard Box is quite simply any roadside speed camera.

A typical bastard box would be a GATSO speed camera.

by CaptainAHaB July 3, 2009

a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards

Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!

by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013

spooky bastard

We all know someone who is a bastard, but when they act or look really, really stupid, then they are a spooky bastard

The guy who took my food order got it all wrong, what a spooky bastard

by harold__99 July 25, 2020

Bastardly Bastard

When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.

Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

Victoria Bastard

A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.

Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"

by MatakaMsuri January 19, 2011