Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010
A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.
Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"
by MatakaMsuri January 18, 2011
by CaptainAHaB July 03, 2009
When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.
by <3Lex May 18, 2008
A person who is terribly mean, rude, offensive, unfriendly, etc.
Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.
Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.
He cheated on me so many times, fucking pricks bastard.
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!
by monolisa July 29, 2011
We all know someone who is a bastard, but when they act or look really, really stupid, then they are a spooky bastard
by harold__99 July 25, 2020
Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
by jkjtastic September 19, 2009