Baltimore

Fucking monsters...

Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.

by Seitan June 11, 2023

Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.

Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!

by Slick silly October 14, 2020

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.

Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis August 4, 2025

baltimore bouncing betty

The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.

Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

Baltimore twister

A sexual act in which one of the partners defecates in a circular motion till the stole forms in a spiral like shape on the recipients chest.

Last night the wife and I were getting dirty and she tried the old Baltimore twister on me 😏

by Baltimore twister January 6, 2021