Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

by sarah_2013 March 14, 2010

Balloon Fest

When there's a lot of girls hanging out, no guys, a girls of a sausagefest.

4 or more girls hanging out.

"all the girls are going out and having a balloon fest"

by Chalmeezy August 5, 2008

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

blood balloon

Exactly what it says. A balloon filled with blood.
Or, another word for blister, etc.

Little Jimmothy "MOM, I need a band-aid! I fell off my bike and now there's a blood balloon on my knee!"

Frequently asked questions:

"Are babies blood balloons?"

"Should i start stabbing babies with pins?"

The answer?
Yes.

by Apu Pibut July 2, 2011

Ballooned Pussy

Once a vagina has been pumped for an hour or so and the pussy pump has been removed the pussy becomes ballooned.

I was sucking on the ballooned pussy once it was pumped.

by NYPussyvore May 22, 2011

Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications

Balloon-gate is coming soon.

by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023

Unorthodox Balloon

Another word for a condom.

The Student Health Center provides free Unorthodox Balloons, so we won't run out of balloons for the party next week.

by quitedankly June 4, 2018