The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)

the magical boon just killed zach

by Magicalboon March 13, 2025

Colin Boon

If you look this up you're gay

Colin Boon is the greatest human to ever live. I heard he once killed a mouse in a science experiment, that eventually saved the world. But we all mourn the mouse.

by Ha ha jokes on you March 26, 2022

The Boone

When fat guy lays on top of a girl and breaths heavily.

I really want you to give me The Boone.

by Yosamyo July 9, 2019

boone

his Nose is the 8th wonder of the world. good ol dorito nose

Boone: shows meme*
Everybody: Doesnt laugh*
Boone: FuCk NoT fUnNy

by ZachAnderson29 January 16, 2020

boon lee

usually the name of weak males who cant drink or hang. he will most likely be the first one to knock out first at a party. they will call them Boon Lee

look at him he is wasted again
what a Boon Lee

by CJ Lee March 11, 2022

boon loong

A smart, handsome and narcissistic person who is popular with everyone. He is the best version of himself and will always be. Love will always be a hurdle but someday he will meet a Fatimah who will love him wholeheartedly.

I heard theres another girl that has a crush on boon loong again today. I wish i could be like him.

by iLuvWashabi November 22, 2021

Boon Walking

Moon walking next to a lake, particularly like a gangster

Hey John, stop Boon walking! We need to go swimming in the lake at 9

by anonymous January 5, 2023