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Chicago Bears

When they win, the fans are CONVINCED that every other team sucks and the Bears will win the Super Bowl.

When they lose, it's the referee's fault, or the quarterback's fault, and the Bears did not get beaten, because they could have won the whole time. When the Bears are knocked out of the playoffs, fans claim that they don't really care and automatically become die hard fans of the favored Super Bowl contender.

The only team with fans that will brag about an 8-8 season.
The only team that can produce 50 yards of total offense and still win.
The only team that can win 4 games in a row and still have nobody take them seriously.
The only team that can get beaten on the field all game and win with one lucky play.
The only team that claims that they are still better than the team that just won the Super Bowl.
The only team that has a song written about how much they suck.
The Chicago Bears have not won a Super Bowl in over 20 years, yet fans still claim that they are the best team in the league.

They have so many records because they have been in the league for so long.
The Bears still suck.
by Bearsstillsuck April 7, 2011
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Bars

There are 4 beats to every 'bar'. Bars in the rap music context are the lyrics that you can say over 4 beats. The amount of bars you can spit depend on how fast you can rap your lyrics. Most lyricists use a 16 bar for 1 verse of a song. Whilst singers commonly use 8 bar verses. Although there is a lot of variation.
"Ay blud, i write them bars with ease. Thats why i got nuff of them"

"I spit the illest '16s' you wil ever hear"
by Scott Esskay :D January 7, 2007
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barstool

Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English
"You thick barstool"
by Smithsta February 9, 2004
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bearshare

A completely useless file sharing program that's nearly impossible to get for free. It sucks only a bit more than LimeWire, but still beats the shit out of Kazaa.

See also bitch, computer killer, etc.
BearShare is a bitch. Just download it on BitTorrent.
by RawrxXiHateDrama July 31, 2006
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hershey bears

the greatest hockey team in the ahl, with a record 9 calder cups...(tied with the old cleveland barons)
the hershey bears will win the cup again next year
by bearsguy August 27, 2006
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No bars

When a person/individual possesses absolutely zero blunt and/or jay rolling skills.
Man, look at this loosely rolled ass blunt. That dude has no bars...
by MasterChief11 August 21, 2013
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Spittin Bars

A musical term associated with rap music. Rappers would usually recite a 16 bar verse before the hook of a song. The term has now been redefined to describe the manner in which certain individuals engage in conversation.
'I saw this one chick bruv and she was serious....yeh man i was there for time just spittin bars'
by Donis July 14, 2006
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