Aris

Aris is THE handsomest, spiciest & finest GOAT. he can pull up at anyone's place (guy, girl, kid, dog & yes even at your granny's) & everyone' s delighted to see him. he is a party-animal who enjoys drinking to the extreme limit. hence his favorite food: beer. one can have the most interesting conversations with him about god & the world, which are even moreso enhanced when aris slips into his drunk or high form. being a very humorous person, his taste for jokes expands from vanilla and dark. the same applies to the bedroom where he will slay that small half-asian pussy in all styles & angles. his taste in women was once despicable but has grown to major maturity as has his character. he is just ✨ SPECTACULAR ✨.

omg girl, u've never had an aris before? u've been missing out!

dude lemme tell u, that aris guy was so crazy he left with more beer than he came with?!

by faeryee August 17, 2022

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Get the Arismug.

Ari

the most perverted person of all

Hey did you see Arthur back at the beach? He's totally *ari*!

by potatorider689 September 11, 2021

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Dirty Aris

The dirty aris is when you get rock hard and fuck all your friends and family. Dirty aris' usually have huge dicks and pull all the hoes. They are known for huge cum loads.

Brandon: Hey i might pull a dirty aris tonight want to join?
Gary: Yea illl bring my family!

by Fuck boy sex lover June 5, 2024

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Ari

Mostly an overweight male.An annoying jerk,who tells on his classmates for telling him to stop singing a song about strippers.

Key words they say multiple times a day:

MAKE ME

Did I ask?

And now you know why I hate everyone in this class.

*insert any rude comment about the teacher*

Somebody come get herrrr she’s dancin like a stripper

Jason: Hey are can you stop singing the stripper song?

Ari: MAKE ME.

Jason:no.

Ari: Tells for “bullying”

by StromboliLover69 January 17, 2020

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