Archie

Archie has a fat dick (15 inches) and calls everyone a gronk.

Archie: “Oh that kid is a gronk and I have a big dick

by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025

Archie

Archie is brunette, with blue eyes and usually has a lot of acne. He usually has a blonde gf and loves rugby. Sometimes part aboriginal and tall. He is very fit especially on the thighs. Usually hates class and is extremely overprotective of his gf.

Is that Archie and his new gf?

Wow, I didn’t expect that

by anonymous June 11, 2022

Archie

Prettiest, cutest, Hottest, and the happiest girl ever. Carefree asf, gives no fucks about other opinions and laughs all the time. Sensitive at times, but has a great sense of humour. One of a kind, can brighten up any room with a smile. You are very lucky to have her as your best friend, dont loose her!

Person 1 - who did you meet-?
me - Archie
Person 1 - LUCKYYY

by Archie fan November 24, 2021

Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’

“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

“Oh fuck off”

by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022

Archi

Archi is a girl who's really sweet cares about others,she has an amazing smile and loves animals especially cats she is a secretive person who is a bit shy but with time she adjust with people

Hey archi let's go watch a movie.

by Shinchan_doremon March 18, 2022

Archie

Balls

Archies Balls

by fwex1945562 February 9, 2021

Archie-ball'd

When a Male sends another Male a picture of his balls and attempts to rectify act by calling immediately after in order to save face.

"Yo bro; delete your ASAP! I was on the phone with Becky and I accidentally Archie-Ball'd you"

Or

"Hey you better watch out for the Archie-Ball'd"

by TheNoBueno March 16, 2019