Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.

Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."

by prtpls December 29, 2009

Albino Tickle

A sexual act performed by short white 100m sprinters, usually involving a feather duster and a pack of fire lighters.

The other night after training, I took a random stranger home, god they really know how to albino tickle.

by bdpuk December 7, 2011

Albison

A rare female that is covered in the same hair that is featured on bisons. The creature also has horns hidden under her locks of hair. This beast is also monstrously strong and can destroy buildings and tanks with a single blow.

I once traveled to Canada but as soon as I got there a rabid Albison hit me back to Western Europe.

by Yeesus April 2, 2013

Albino Python

A large white penis that usually occurs in the albino African-American community, but can occasionally be found on a person of European descent

In the shower earlier, I was noticing your albino python, Maynard. Quite Impressive!
Thanks for noticing, Tyrone. Your Alabama black snake ain't nothing to sneeze at either.
Wanna bate?
Hell yeah!

by Razrback11 June 6, 2013

Albino Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.

Al gave Kaye an Albino Sanchez in the pantry whilst no one was looking.

by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013

albino turd

A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.

When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

albin hani

Albin hani is A sexy,smart and a really nice person

Oh you Are as sexy as Albin hani

by Mogambooo December 11, 2016