hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

Albert Weng

Albert Weng is a fictional character, he is based off of the character "Humpty Alexander Dumpty." He is a Chinese boy from the Shanxi province. He plays the piano and works out everyday (2kg weights). He looks like an Egg or Golf ball and wears glasses. The Definition: A man that looks like a Golf ball or Egg.

Albert Weng, you look like an egg!

by Trippin Zhang September 9, 2023

Albert knights

Cool dood

Yo thats albert knights what a cool dood

by Boomotherfucker October 11, 2019

Albert

Too much Maka Maka porn

Albert aua le Maka Maka porn

by Phuggupurmouf November 22, 2021

Albert

Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.

John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"

by dondoMANDO March 13, 2022

Albert shaw

The superior fictional serial killer

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!

by aml30x January 30, 2024

Albert James moriarty

The hottest person u can find in the 1800s
His smirk is so FBFDNDNDNDJ

Albert James moriarty is a whole daddy material

by Ur.yumeko November 21, 2021