Ahmad

To Ahmad: a) to toot ones own horn in an irrelevant situation b) to spit on someone else's work

Omg that guy literally only talks about himself! What an ahmad

by Theriddler123456 May 18, 2018

Ahmurrca

Another name for the United States derived from "America." Slang term, spurring from a heavily masculine southern United States accent. Popularized by the weightlifting community.

Yeah! Ahmurrca! Sunday is the Lords day! Drink'n beers hat'n queers! Eat Steal! Buff studs! Get Huge!

by Ryan676 December 30, 2007

Ahmadin

The event where a blunt full of weed begins to unravel at the halfway smoking point. Usually occurs with poorly rolled blunts or just by pure coincidence.

Yoo, somebody fix that shit, that shit is Ahmadin hard body!

by SkyFlame July 7, 2011

Ahmed Musa

Nigerian football player who used to play for Leicester City. Most people hate to concede against him, particularly in FIFA 17, because of his overpowered pace.

FIFA Player: Oh for fuck sake I conceded! Why the fuck is Ahmed Musa so quick!?

by KianNL February 3, 2018

Ahmed OBEID

An ahmed OBEID is different from others. Basically no dick, huge ass, and is very short. But has fake supreme and is rich.

Hahah what an ahmed OBEID

by Poopoopapa May 23, 2018

Ahmad Hany

A guy that has a lot of self confidence. Despite his size and lack of intelligence. He never gets bullied but he bullies people like ebrahim(u can search what it means) but he has a bad sense of humor. But has a high level of tasleek.
He hates fala7een.

You are Ahmad hany.

by Someone you might have seen February 6, 2020

ahmad syndrome

Ahmad syndrome is a disorder in which the patient is born with a disgusting beard that cannot stop growing. The patient suffers from sever weirdness resembling no other, and they are universally ugly. (Some cases may include horrendous body odor).

Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am but ur son has been diagnosed with ahmad syndrome.
Mom: NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Doctor: I wish there was another choice. It can be treated however by frequently spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I suggest getting an abortion tho.

by LingLing Wan February 16, 2020