Adam

A sketchy, un-funny, anti-social, weirdo. He has the skill to reflect all the pussy that comes his way. If someone decides to date him, they are probably autistic, no one likes Adam. He is an unattractive dick, and will probably cheat on the girlfriend he will never actually have.

Person 1: Eww, look it's Adam
Person 2: *throws up*
Adam: *says unfunny joke*

by 666YourWorstNightmare666 November 22, 2017

Adam

A proper nonce

adam is a proper nonce

by spyyyyyyy June 20, 2018

Adam

Is a very bitchy person. They also argue with you for no reason. A bad friend. Just a huge dick and doesn't even have one. The biggest player but can't get anyone. Likes sophie mayer

Adam is a dick.

by adam fagot December 11, 2019

Adam

ADAM IS JUST SO GAY I HATE HIM AND HAS A VERY TINY VERY SMALL .01 INCH PENIS AND HE TRIES TO GET GIRLS BUT HE IS TO MUCH OF A ACTUAL LOSER IF YOU EVER SEE A ADAM ACTUALLY DESTROY HIM RIGHT THERE AND THEN

someone:I HATE ADAM SO MUCH HE IS SUCH A PENIS SUCKER

by IAMPRETTYCOOLIGUESS July 28, 2020

Adam

A dumb cunt who drops six hundo with his mom’s PayPal on 2K and lives for big dick.

Wow that Adam guy is such a cunt.

by StupidAssAvicado November 7, 2017

Adam

known by many names except for his own. sasquatch, tree, Nyan cat, troll, awesomesauce, vasto, bfg, lanky, alco, giggty, boss, fancypants, fairyboy, beanie boy, jewman, jewman jim and voldemort are just some of the various names this tall creature is known by.

Random 1: Hey Tree!

Random 2: Who is Tree?
Random 1: You know, Adam!
Random 2: Who the F**K is Adam?
Random 1: That guy next to the fridge.
Random 2: The F**k? That is Sasquatch!

by Ranger221 August 31, 2011

Adam

A boy who has a lisp and loves Rise Against. Sometimes is called a weenie because of his tall and slender body. Plays violin, and always wears stupid scarves.

That kid looks like a total weenie!
Yeah, he's an Adam.

by 12-1-21-18-5-14 April 26, 2009