actually facetime

actually facetiming (actually ft) is a term used when your always the one facetiming your girl/ man, and never get a facetime call from them at all.

"Hey bae, how come we havent facetimed?"
"Because you never actually facetime me you whore"
"Shit bae what the fuck"

by welcomephsyco May 20, 2023

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Actual psychopath

People who eat tacobell for breakfast

He asked be what I wanted from taco bell for breakfast this morning and thats when I knew he was an Actual psychopath.

by Shankins November 18, 2021

actually stephen

Narcissistic.

Friend 1: Oml you are so actually stephen.
Friend 2: Screw you. I'm better.

by dontttt June 28, 2020

Actuals

Its commonly used in New Zealand, its another way of saying “ Really?? ” or “ for real?? ”

Ben: “ bro i just got a gf ”
Jake: “ Actuals?? ”
Ben “ yess ”

by Yuuurr June 19, 2023

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

erm actually

How to prove the other person is a dumbass and an idiot

you can ratio people

Dumb guy: I love that sweet and fizzy drink!
Person: Erm actually 🤓 ☝️ it’s called soda

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 11, 2025