Hearing AIDS

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.

"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"

by AriAstor March 19, 2010

Pennsylvania throat AIDS

Pennsylvania throat AIDS is a particularly severe form of bacterial pharyngitis caused by the bacterium Gonorrhoeae pennsylvanianus. The bacterium that causes Pennsylvania throat AIDS is believed to have originated in white trash populations dwelling in Pittsburgh. Symptoms of the disease include: persistent sore throat, non-weed-related cottonmouth, fever, Cheeto lung, headache, tattoo sagging syndrome (aka the other TSS), joint pain, acute Elmo voice, enlarged cervical lymph nodes, testicular cauliflowering, cough, and restless ovary syndrome.

That bitch burned me with the Pennsylvania throat AIDS!

by Dr.Move June 21, 2011

face aids

Another term for facial herpes. Especially when the sores are weepy and yellow

Dude I ate that filthy bitches cunt and now I have the face Aids. Dirty two-bit slut.

by Alanhat October 3, 2007

aidstree

A tree which produces AIDS. Anyone to come into contact with an aidstree or consume its fruits will contract aids.

"Go skate into an aidstree you mother fucker." - Louis C.K

by Matty02 June 6, 2007

gamer-aids

the disease or virus that causes people, mainly prominent in males to have a love for video games so much that it's to the extent of a disease.
-no cure at the moment

-props to syndicate for creating the term
-most likely due to call of duty multilayer or Zombies
- and most likely black ops

"Jimmy why didn't you do your home work?" his teacher asks.
"I got the gamer-aids that'll make you scream!, i've tried wall banging, i've tried no-scoping, nothing works." jimmy cried.
"there's no cure at the moment :'(" jimmy said, a single tear drop rolling down his face.

by noy666 January 21, 2011

Aids Monkey

aids monkey: a racial slur for African Americans. Derived from aids being common in Africa and the fact that black people are like monkeys. Usually used towards an African American male.

"Dog on Aids monkey in his gold Cadillac!"

by colin&starrs slur solutions January 20, 2009

double aids

The situation where a person born with aids acquires a second 'copy' of aids through sexual intercourse with another aids sufferer.

Johnny after inheriting aids from his drug riddled mother, had bum sex with another man and got himself some double aids.

by jactuscack May 17, 2007