shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.
*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 06, 2016
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Shed

The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.
I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”
by Booga March 02, 2019
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SHED

SHED is a more sane version of shrek that has odd fetishes. SHED is famous for his YTP appearances and is a more prepared version of shrek. SHED is a chad, he's just unstoppable in general and is useful.
by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020
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Shed

A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.

E.g dickhead
Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’
by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 09, 2019
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Shed

Discard (anything unpleasant, redundant, or obsolete).
They lacked the desire to shed the hubris of the past.
by Arminkshipper June 09, 2024
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Shed

When You try to kiss someone behind a shed at a baseball diamond and your friend spoils the surprise
Nate tried to shed Catie at bethesda
by Big Daddy 1234567890098765432 January 31, 2022
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A word to describe anything and everything that is good. Your fit can be shed, your life can be shed, your friends can be shed, ANYTHING CAN BE SHED! It can also be used negatively by using the word “not” in front of it. “Not shed”
Your fit is overly shed!”

“Broooo I can’t wait for Carti to drop tonight! The album bouta be so SHED!!”

“Yea bro shed rejected me…not shed at all”
by Shedboys March 14, 2025
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