by fknglizzy July 28, 2020
A Overweight Blonde-Haired Glasses wearing cunt, that has depression. Is really annoying and never keeps a girlfriend for more than a Week. Everyone secretly hates him and would probably be better off dead.
by Dickeatser July 06, 2022
Gage is the kinda guy you want by your side when you have to fight the worst battle of your life. He’s tough and he’s loyal. He can be a jerk sometimes but he always defends the ones he loves. He spent his early years filling up on ho ho’s and ding dongs because crappy sweets are one of his weaknesses. But now a days you’ll find him dirt biking, fixing up his Jeep, and taking naps. Go get yourself a Gage before someone else takes him.
by TheUnderCurrent July 04, 2022
A gage is a dude with a absolute giant penis. He will always lie and say it’s small but just ask any woman he’s slept with. He left them all as cripples.
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
Yet another synonym for marijuana. Also spelled 'gauge'. Probably from Sanskrit _ganja_. The term was most popular in the 1950s.
by StarryGordon October 15, 2020
Gage is a really nice (or at least 98% of the time) friend who only ever snaps if he gets pissed off, like a regular person would. He talks really bad about himself, but he really isn't like that. He will literally always put you before him. He actively gives advice and is loyal toward his friends and most of his family, he is really cool and you could feel free to come to him for comfort.
by CringeAhhAhh February 07, 2023
A guy who play sports and thinks that makes him a badass. All he cares about is himself. He may seems innocent and sweet, but when you get to know him, his head is bigger than the Eiffel Tower. He drives a race car and he puts more time in effort into it than to his girlfriend. He will end up leaving you because he “ lost feelings”
by Twenty1 May 08, 2019