Walter

A lame guy who can sometimes be your bsf but other times be annoying and leave you on read. He will suck at keeping a convo and won’t text first .

Walter is boring

by YEEYIE April 27, 2019

The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

by captain jeff January 30, 2008

Walter Seaman

Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.

David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.

by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021

Walter

A drug lord that needs to put his dick away.

Walter. Put your dick away, Walter. I'm not having sex with you right now.

by userhandlegoeshere September 15, 2022

Walter

Walter is anybody that has a completely flat and disinterested face that embodies “...”

It is based off Nelson the Bull Terrier, commonly known as Walter.

It is most often used as a discord emoji.

Person 1: Hey, I went to Joe’s house the other day to play some games, wanna come with me next time?
Person 2: Huh, who’s Joe?
Person 1: JOE MAMA!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Person 2: *walter*

by B r e e z e April 18, 2020

Molly Walters

a HEE HOO rat who can take over the world. She stars as the main protagonist in the new hit fanfiction: The Mistake.

Maya: Hey, is that a fool Man?
Taco Cheese: No, that's just Molly Walters.

by thetubbytaco March 24, 2020

Walter

Walter is an old man that deserves to die off because of his racist beliefs

I saw my grandpa today, he’s such a Walter

by PPshaker69 April 17, 2019