melon head

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.
melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.
by Luke Gill January 07, 2005
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'mazin melon

A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it
Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon
by Katoon May 10, 2003
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Spoiled melons

I was at the pub last night and saw this girl with huge boobs, so I took her to the bathroom stall but it turns out they were spoiled melons.
by Ace trick January 11, 2012
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Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis
I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone
by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016
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Melon fuck

The act of fucking someone with melon usually twelve year old boys
by Ggooog November 14, 2021
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Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 02, 2019
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Melon Balling

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.
by CrispyDisky August 16, 2019
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