by VGambit May 27, 2007
An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.
Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
by 3249230 August 02, 2009
At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.
by bewareofevilgeese December 27, 2006
by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020
by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020
A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
by Handle This July 13, 2014
The goose clique is a fandom started by the live chat of a twenty one pilots video before its premiere, titled LOC-061-220-2012P at approx. 4AM EST on June 12. We reign by spamming #gooseclique 🦆🦆🦆.
Person 1: Hey! I like Twenty One Pilots!
Person 2: Same! Are you in the goose clique?
Person 1: No.. what is that?
Person 2: *angry goose noises*
Person 2: Same! Are you in the goose clique?
Person 1: No.. what is that?
Person 2: *angry goose noises*
by cos the best June 12, 2020