Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.
by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021
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Get the Calvin mug.Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022
Get the CALVIN mug.The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
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Get the Calvin mug.Slur used to shame or insult people who have natural curves often used by people with high metabolisms and can’t gain any weight to feel better about themselves. Very offensive if you see anyone use this you should definitely report them because they need to be taught a lesson
Oh I’m skinny at least I’m not a curvy Calvin like you, you see that girl she’s such a curvy Calvin you should hit her with your car.
by Craigpossiblypoopedhimself November 16, 2022
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