My neighbor is such an asshole.
by Carly Ford June 02, 2016
by Laytwofake April 11, 2020
Joe:yo bro how do I look in this shirt?
James: you look like a pedophile on the prowl for little boys. Where the black shirt .
Joe: asshole
James: you look like a pedophile on the prowl for little boys. Where the black shirt .
Joe: asshole
by CoinThat September 21, 2016
Central point of the rectum, arrogant, jerk, rude, tool shed, self centered, bigot, most commonly known as a Jack Livingston.
by whereismytiger July 19, 2013
An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up late to work consistently and yelling at someone when they confront you about it. Parrot
by Escuzi March 18, 2013
by tintinRSA September 24, 2013
a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.
girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.
by linfbaby September 10, 2013