OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011

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OMS

Stands for old married Spirk (Spock/Kirk). A popular ship inspired by Star Trek the movie series (TMS). It is considered canon by many fans.

OMS is generally regarded with affection because:
1. It isn't about the attractiveness of the characters
2. TMS (the movie series) is brilliant (c'mon, they travel back in time to save whales)
3. The fanfics tend to be fluffy/comfort fics and may also incorporate many deeper or more serious topics.

Person 1: OMS is my OTP.
Person 2: But why would you ship old people?
Person 1: how dare you.

by that handle is already used :( November 21, 2020

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om

Short for "old man"

"Hey, look at that om over there! I think he need help crossin' the street."
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Q: "Hey can you come to the party?"

A: "Idk yet, lemme ask my om."

by PeepersPeepin January 29, 2024

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