During sex, either anal or doggy style, shit on your fist and deliver a violent jab to the face or back of your partner's head. The punch will only count as a shrek punch in the event sloppy greenish shit is used on the fist.
"Man, I'm never going to get a true shrek punch on Linda. My shit is always too solid and brown..."
"Don't worry, you'll get lucky one of these times. Just eat more Taco Bell and White Castle."
"Don't worry, you'll get lucky one of these times. Just eat more Taco Bell and White Castle."
by Mike0286 March 2, 2008
Get the Shrek Punchmug. by Queen of everything May 27, 2015
Get the Shrek sexualmug. by shrekatron 90000 September 1, 2014
Get the shrek is lifemug. The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrek’s babies.
“I love Shrek so so much. I’d do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”
by grumposarous November 30, 2019
Get the Shrek Cultmug. by Shrekk May 13, 2014
Get the Shrek is Lovemug. A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.
by CallMePhil April 7, 2020
Get the Shrek Bongomug. by mrtinkles4 January 26, 2019
Get the shrek buttholemug.