The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
by ill mitch February 2, 2006
Get the Russian Earmuffsmug. A game where 2 people take turns jumping on to the other person's, trying to make it as painful as humanly possible. who ever did the least amount of screaming and wailing is the winner.
*Bob body slams Fred*
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake
by Anonymous Person #123456 June 1, 2011
Get the russian pancakemug. by pawnkake August 29, 2009
Get the Russian Bastardmug. When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.
by the surprised parties January 28, 2009
Get the Sneaky Russianmug. The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.
by Psycholi February 20, 2023
Get the russian clumsinessmug. The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.
Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.
by CockWaddler January 16, 2020
Get the Russian Dynamitemug. by Stone Axe December 31, 2013
Get the pink russianmug.