Burrito Perspective

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.

I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!

by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011

bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."

by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014

Burrito Rapist

A man or women who sexually assaults a burrito without consent or forcefully does so.

John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011