crying lawyer

crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.

"That crying lawyer wears the same swim sweatshirt everyday and never gets washed"

by fhdxhtsxvhfccjjjv August 17, 2016

cry stick

A positive prego test.

I handed my boyfriend my cry stick and sure enough tears came a rollen' down his mug.

by Ruthless Run, Trip and Fall September 14, 2010

Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).

Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.

by WatcherMark May 12, 2019

crying for mcdonalds

crying for mcdonalds is a tantrum video uploaded by YouTuber Ralph Cava on November 16, 2007.

The video shows a kid named Marcus crying because he wants McDonald's when his dad said "No McDonald's no." All he says is "McDonalds" even though his mom said "We went to McDonald's yesterday" and his dad sings "No more McDonald's no more" and he wants a Happy Meal and his mom says "No McDonald's today" before the video ends.

How old is the Crying for McDonalds kid (Marcus)?

by 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 February 25, 2021

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

WingsOfRedemption Cry

When someone has a WingsOfRedemption Cry it sounds like a puppy whine.

Richard: "HUAE! *dog whimpers*"

Jake: Dude, you sound like such a bitch!
Alex: Bro, how?
Jake: You got that WingsOfRedemption Cry, man! Sounding like a puppy!

by BanMeForPepsi April 10, 2023