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Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass
A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon
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michael ceu

a really nice person usually short, that can be super fun and funny, He can also be really stupid. but he is overall a really great guy.
oh your dating a michael ceu, good for you girlfriend.
by chiken nuggers March 21, 2024
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michael spray

Ugly ass whore who thinks he can fight PERIOD SUS!!
by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019
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Michael Jordan

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021
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michael newton

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"
by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022
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Michael

A man who's usually short (below 5'5) and doesn't like showering. He's very close in himself to the point of considering himself a loner. Doesn't like hanging out with his real friends but will sit in Discord calls for hours in the shadow of his room talking to strangers online.
Michael was up the whole night again!
by urban expert7 July 29, 2022
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a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT
You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.
by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025
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